Who knew a night with Discovery Channel website videos would be like this? Included GPS ants (ants which have absorbed stuff from the earth that acts like a global positioning system and their attack on a termite compound); a 2.5-minute clip on kissing, “The Skinny on Smooching” (Sex is completely fine, but kissing used to be seen by some cultures as “sucking the soul out of bodies”)… a 1.5 minute short on rare Javan Rhinos.
It took a while — like 40+ years and a tantrum with StarHub — but I think I might have discovered a really really short route to smart. Will test at next dinner party…